Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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