who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
These tits shall not be calmed
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