He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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