Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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