I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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