you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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