We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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