Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
