Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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