we're blogging at a bar
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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