we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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