I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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