The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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