I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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