Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Are we still banned from the library?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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