Non-Jews are for practice
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Pooping to opera.
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