I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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