whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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