So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
