i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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