Three words: puerto rican gang bang
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I still have a little drunk in my system
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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