party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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