Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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