you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He better not be in your backpack
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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