You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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