Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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