IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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