Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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