What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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