Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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