those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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