That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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