i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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