I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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