i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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