"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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