dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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