The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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