I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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