drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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