Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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