so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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I think your dad took our porno
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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