Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
id be glad to
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
