no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
How does one acquire holy water?
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