i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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