I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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