Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was born a porn star she said
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.