He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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