:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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