can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
