It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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