best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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