none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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