I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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