that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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