Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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