Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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