we have pet lesbian snakes
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness