Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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