Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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