I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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