im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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