He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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